Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
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Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
wow, being home for Xmas is freaking weird on tinder. I went to high school with everyone I'm matching... The fact that this many jocks like me now is a huge ego boost from my lack of glory days.
...and I'm done. I just matched two boys I used to babysit without realizing it.
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
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