that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
We were destined to go to rehab together
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
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