yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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