I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
I'll just tell your children you were the queen of drunk town and you had a giant purple monkey named bongo
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
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