He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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