you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
Green mimosas i think yes
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
Randomize
