Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
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