Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

wrong asian. never thought that would happen.

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(216): View more from Ohio

ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.

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(804): View more from Virginia

Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?

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(973): View more from New Jersey

his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed

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(773): View more from Illinois

I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.

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(973): View more from New Jersey

when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"

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(410): View more from Maryland

They woke me up at 4 in the morning screaming "drunk adventure time!" because they needed a sober chaperone. They made me walk them around the block shoeless.

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(913): View more from Kansas

Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no

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(240): View more from Maryland

It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard

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