I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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