i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
as your best friend, I hope we never outgrow 'I Just Got Laid' texts
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
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