drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
That reminds me...we need to get swords
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
Found the puke drawer
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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