oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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