Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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