He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
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