Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I called you to phone bone last night, but you were out with your boring friends playing video games
I met the friendliest cop last night
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
I would fuck him just for his dog
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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