New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
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