She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
I'm disproportionately drunk. But I also spelled disproportionately right twice so maybe I'm not that drunk
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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