Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
you told the cab driver to stop being such a pussy because he wouldn't let you shotgun a beer in the backseat
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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