He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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