is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
You are the jesus of drinking
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
And now, by the power vested in me by the state of intoxication, I now pronounce you fucking awesome.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
Randomize
