I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
You know you're drunk when you're apologizing for your asshole at 4am to the toilet. Eat shit habanero bbq sauce, you've ruined my life.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
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