Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
our cab driver is having phone sex.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
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