your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
You think the Elephant Man ever tried to pick up chicks claiming all his appendages were elephant-sized?
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
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