And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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