just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
Ok, maybe playing "whose family is most dysfunctional" wasn't the best drunk idea we've had. Todd''s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
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