I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
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