i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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