Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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