Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
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