I should be sponsored by Trojan
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
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