If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
Oh FYI, people asked how/why I met you and I didn't want to say "drunk at a party on an air mattress" so I made a story up. It was a very cute and charming story with no alcohol.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
I could fuck to npr.
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
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