its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
He convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. He slurred every word. I think I found my prince charming.
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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