I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
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Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
Let me know if you need some dick this weekend.
Between the BF being in town, partying at the Side Dick’s house tonight and two Tinder dates tomorrow I’ve got dick to spare!!
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