Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
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