Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
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