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Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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