im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
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