well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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