i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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