i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
that may or may not have been my penis.
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