Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
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