so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Randomize
