Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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