Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
my mind is a poorly written porno when i'm drunk.
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
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