Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
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I need you to use more vowels.
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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