You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
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