we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
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