He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
My freaking DENTIST just commented on my hickies. Through the novacaine I managed to mumble 'It was my birthday' and she smiled knowingly.
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
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