Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
I just found out that there's a bar that has happy hour at 12 pm. It's like the universe doesn't want me to be sober
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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