I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
You were drunkenly dancing with a statue you affectionately referred to as "The Captain." I wasn't going to deny your happiness.
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
