Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
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