The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
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