Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
Sign #1 that I'm not ready to be a mother: I'm shopping for "maternity fishnets".
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
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